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3989: Keith’s Psychic Guide w/ Robert Alvarez

It’s now 2008, and during the time when Keith and Chemda were dating, psychic witch Robert Alvarez made his second appearance. The hosts cover the previous predictions Robert has made, and they grade him accordingly. Mr. Alvarez also blesses us with more fast-paced call-in readings and, with the work of spirit guide David, helps Keith and Chemda find Keith’s opener for his upcoming stand-up show Sue Everybody. Oh, and Robert lets Chemda know if she’ll be having sex with a woman. August 2, 2026
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Show Notes

  • — FBI Director Kash Patel’s $10 million lawsuit against blogger Jim Stewartson who called Patel a “googly-eyed Kremlin bitch,” and a, “blatantly incompetent chud,” is thrown out
  • — The Dept. of Justice has dropped its Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool vandalism case because duh
  • — The Soprano’s Vincent Pastore (80) passed away
  • — Listener emails regarding blindsided breakups
  • — Robert Alvarez explains his psychic guide David
  • — The factual accuracy of The Ghost Whisperer
  • — Amy Winehouse’s upcoming overdose
  • — Checking Robert’s past predictions
  • — Listener call-in readings
  • — 2008’s stand-up submissions
  • — Chemda’s predicted lesbian experiences
  • — Keith’s stand-up: Sue Doctors and Sue Everybody/Nerds

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Goddess's blessing to us all, Robert Alvarez
Goddess's blessing to us all, Robert Alvarez
Chemda & Keith
Chemda & Keith
Googly-eyed Kremlin bitch and blatantly incompetent chud FBI director Kash Patel
Googly-eyed Kremlin bitch and blatantly incompetent chud FBI director Kash Patel
Totally sober Judge Jeanine Pirro
Totally sober Judge Jeanine Pirro

100% factually accurate
100% factually accurate
Amy Winehouse
Amy Winehouse
2008's KATG Stand-Up Winner Allison Pound
2008's KATG Stand-Up Winner Allison Pound
Brenda
Brenda
Clockwork Bob
Clockwork Bob

3988: Psychic Witch w/ Robert Alvarez and JessNYC

We’re celebrating Robert Alvarez! Oh, don’t worry; he’s very much alive! (As of press time.) We’re just going to spend this week revisiting one of KATG’s greatest guests. Robert has appeared with his mystical how-ya-doin’s since 2007, and we’re gonna look back and check on his work. The beginning of these episodes will have a fresh introduction, and these shows will now end with a track from whatever stand-up album Keith performed that year. With audio remastered while in all its original glory, this call-in episode is the day Keith and Chemda, along with KATG intern JessNYC, met the best in the business. July 31, 2026
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Show Notes

  • — Keith and Roland, two broken-hearted bros
  • — Remembering Mr. Abel
  • — Introducing Robert Alvarez and his spirit guide/Robert’s childhood
  • — Keith on burps, ear equalization, and blowing bubbles
  • — Don Imus’s 2007 “nappy-headed hoes” comment
  • — Listener call-ins: Depression, dead bodies, ghosts, the factual accuracy of The Sixth Sense, and love & sexual expression
  • — Robert on Keith getting back his stolen book drafts from John Petrie: “Without a doubt,” and, “That’s a definite”
  • — Dating Keith and the star signs who complicated their own lives
  • — Caller moves long distance to be with his girlfriend who then never talks to him again (!!!)
  • — Astral travel and the future of robots
  • — Chemda, Robert, and Robert’s psychic guide ruminate on if Chemda was raped by her babysitter
  • — Feedback psychic questions
  • — JessNYC’s reading

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Roland/44/Portland, OR/Creative Director
Roland/44/Portland, OR/Creative Director
Robert Alvarez with JessNYC
Robert Alvarez with JessNYC
Awwwww
Awwwww



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